Surprise Popper

Another name for a boner that one gets for no reason.

Yo babe, I got you a surprise popper.

by Campfire Donkey May 10, 2015

Dick Surprise

The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.

Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.

by Projectpat1983 November 23, 2016

Keflavik Surprise

Whilst visiting Iceland with a friend, you pick up a girl from a third country and Eiffel Tower her across the gap in the tectonic plates. One guy stands on the North American plate while the second stands on the Eurasian plate.

At the end of a great night of drinking at the Cafe Petite, we gave that French chick a Keflavik Surprise!

by Stumpy Frank September 28, 2023

Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.

Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!

by slumdom December 3, 2018

Toilette Surprise

When you go into a public bathroom and the lid is down... You know when you lift it, you will find a fat turd, streaks or a clean bowl to sit on.

Man I went into this bathroom at the club and my little toilette surprise wasnt turds or diahrrea but vomit. It was pretty discusting...

by indigo1er August 9, 2010

The Surprise Party

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!

I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.

by Fortunato5 March 28, 2015