Story of the Year

A band the preforms good emo songs and aren't one of those pop-punk sellouts. All in all, this is one heck of a good band that is a rare breed. Their music is 100% original and 100% Meaningful.

until the day I die

by Arley April 11, 2004

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Stir the Tea

A mix of stirring the pot and spilling the tea, when someone gossips about something, then that person tries to make the tea worse.

Rebecca: I kinda have a crush on Timmy, but don’t tell anyone
Kween: ok girl, I got u
Kween: Hey Timmy, I heard that Rebecca likes you, but you didn’t here it from me
Felicia: Kween don’t stir the tea

by GNE! June 22, 2018

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Stirring

1. Exciting strong feelings, as of inspiration; rousing.
2. Active; lively.

I was stirring about an hour when i saw her .

by Darken96 December 28, 2011

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Sex Story

A story about sex designed to make you horny.

Melina walked up to the door of the cafe wearing nothing but a miniskirt and a tight top. A man came from behind, and dragged her to his van. She was handcuffed to the door with a bag over her head. Finally they stopped and she was dragged from the van into a building. He gagged her and handcuffed her to a bed. Slowly but surely, he slipped off her miniskirt and ripped off her tight top. He spread her legs wide, and had a feast of pussy and cum. Melina was screaming with pleasure. He undid his jeans and ripped off his shirt as well. Just seeing Melina's massive tits and a bed full of her cum made his monster cock hard. He shoved it in her vagina and humped her hard. When he was about to cum, he took it out of her vagina and squirted her tits with cum. Then he shoved his cock in her mouth and made her deep-throat it. The room was full of cum. He flipped her over and injected her ass with lube. He took oil and covered her in it, and shoved his cock in her ass. She screamed in pain. He took a whip and whipped her. She flinched. He did that for a few minutes and then he removed it. He un-cuffed her hands and she gave him a handjob. He took off the gag and squirted in her mouth. He started biting her tits. Kissing them, squishing them... And then he brought a spinning dildo out of the closet and made her open her legs wide. She obeyed, and he stuck it in her. She cummed EVERYWHERE. He drank it with pleasure... That was part of a sex story I'm not going to finish.

by Banorange December 31, 2011

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Cheerleader story

This is the imfamous urban myth about the cheerleader who: Gets on the bus with the winning football team, performs oral sex on every guy...swallows...more than once in some cases...and then becomes violently ill and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her stomach pumped!

Alternate versions of the story have said incident occuring in the locker room, at someones house and/or victory party after the game. The sport in particular also varies. Some times it's the basketball team, the lacross team, the soccer team, etc. Also, the girl in question also various. Some times it's the campus slut, sometimes it's even a hot female teacher or someone's MILF mom!

Another variation on this urban myth is that the girl in question has straight 'intercourse with the entire team, gets her genitals ripped-open, and has to be rushed to the hospital to have her ravaged vagina sewn-up/sewn shut!

"In the urban myth known as the Cheerleader story, the girl performed so much hot oral sex on the football team during their bus-ride home she had to have her stomach pumped! Guess she swallowed a little too much!"

by Carl J. Maltese March 27, 2007

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