Bipolar Facebook Status maker 

Someone who's facebook statuses mood changes every 5 minutes.

Typical Bipolar Facebook status maker...

12:00 - Im having a great day!

12:05- I hate life....

Bipolar Facebook Status maker by volleyballersunite November 5, 2011

Buffer Relationship Status

A joke relationship status on Facebook made after a serious one has just been terminated. This makes it so one's status is not set to nothing (or worse to "Single"). Common BFR's are: It's Complicated with, Married to...ect. They are usually set around one to three months, until the person can set their status as "Single" shamelessly.

Yeah, well Mary and Jack broke up. So I think it's just her Buffer Relationship Status

Buffer Relationship Status by sammysan517 March 14, 2011

default status 

A term used to describe if a picture is able to be set as a default picture on myspace.

Did you see the pic of him? It was so not default status

default status by mattattak4321 February 15, 2008

Friend Status 

When a guy is really really likes a girl and lets her know, and she pulls the "I see you as a good friend" card. Otherwise leaving the relationship in an awkward situation.

Man I told her I liked her and she put me on friend status!

Friend Status by theR3000 November 30, 2009

away message status

putting a quote from or referencing another person in ones away message, thus giving them status. That way anyone who looks at the away message:
1. thinks to themself, "WOW that Person A must be SO cool/funny because they are in Person B's away message"
2. sees that the person putting up the away message must have liked the comment so much they want all the people on their buddy list to see that they interact with cool/funny people.
please note: away message status (or simply, status as it has come to be called) should not be freely given to just anyone. The recipient's comment must be witty, clever and well-timed. Also, it is acceptable to make comments in hopes of getting status, but one should never beg or ask for status (that is a sign of being desperate)

Example of Away Message Status:

Screename: I think I just peed my pants, wait just milk
...out call the cell...

away message status by ScottScott January 2, 2006

Bird Status 

A slut. Someone who has had protected/unprotected sex with a vast number of people.

Mike:"Hey man, last night was crazy. You know Sara? I tapped that."
Dan:"Who hasn't tapped that? That girl got some bird status. You better get checked out."

Bird Status by SchizoMania July 7, 2009

Jesus Status 

Doing something so amazing that only Jesus could be thought to have done.

Did you see that goal in the football game last night?

Yeah. It was Jesus Status

Jesus Status by Eve Tsobst July 25, 2009