squeefer

The act of a woman queefing in their partner's mouth for pleasure. It is usually a quick act unless the woman has a ton of air in her vagina.

I went down on Sally just in time to catch her squeefer in my mouth

by Atrain.caboose May 1, 2008

squeegie

A man that consistently prematurely ejaculates, and doesn't care to fix the problem.

"Ever have to sneeze with a mouthfull of Mashed Potatoes? Yeah, a squeegie is kinda like that."

by Sesame Sticks May 17, 2006

squeegeeing a dolphin

To masturbate

I used so much lotion on my junk that when I was tooling off it sounded like I was squeegeeing a dolphin

by 4merpunk June 14, 2010

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

Uneasy Squeeze

When someone, any age or sex, holds their hand on your bare leg as you attempt to complete a dump.

Hey...Hey, Regina. Yeah...Did you know Paul likes to Uneasy Squeeze all the guys at work? Couldn't pinch anything off. Didn't feel right at all.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

Ninja Squeeze

A handjob given by a female to a male. Most often method used in middle school and occasionally in high school.

What base did you get to?" "Not far man, just a ninja squeeze

by The Real Franklin and Bash August 2, 2011

Sleaze Squeeze

A supposedly non sexual hug offered in support where the giver gets a small sexual thrill. The reciever is not aware of the sexual element. Sleaze squeeses are sometimes accompanied by a sneaky smell of the hair. Usually given to women by men

girl, " I recieved some bad news the other day and Pete gave me a supportive hug, hes such a great guy "
Friend' " he does that to all the girls. youve been sleaze squeezed"

by tinat May 11, 2013