Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

Split gate

a slang for defloration

"Do you jack off to split gate hentai?"
"the game has hentai?"
"no, split gate, it has a space in the middle, its a slang for defloration"
"what"

by itchywetscrotum March 11, 2022

Banana Split

When you are have sex with a woman and you spread her legs, put your dick in her vagina and stick a banana in her ass.

“Omg Rebecca, I heard that you and Chad did a banana split last night, you a fucking freak!”

by Earl’s dick February 11, 2025

Split

Battledudes gamer, and cheater. Bro posted a fake image of 1k+ kd, and got caught in the battledudes server. Good quick switcher though, sweaty player. Has a very basic pfp, and only asks for 1v1's, NOTHING ELSE.

"Yo! Split! What's your kd? "
"Oh um, its 1.6k! Trust!"

by the battle pass November 15, 2023

Banana Split

The action of one male sticking his dick into another mans dick-hole.

Wow he sure did give me a good banana split aye?

by Marty McDicks February 26, 2017

Lickety Split

Lickety Split - As fast as possible

Eat that booty like lickety split

by Morgan Boy April 5, 2021

Splits

Contagious laughter, sometimes referred to as side-splitting laughter, usually occurring in group of people witnessing a funny event or joke

The police, looking confused after pulling over a driverless vehicle, had onlookers in splits.

by Smash Ogre April 12, 2022