yellow skirt split

When you have sex with an asian girl with a skirt on and you have her stand on her head open her legs and you saddle her and fuck her by squatting up and down.

I heard Avery's boyfriend got her to do a yellow skirt split last night

by tedtedtedted August 27, 2009

lickity split

The act of licking a vagina.

My husband likes it lickity split style.

by Mr. Awesomeness May 4, 2008

Split Ends

When one goes to piss and it comes out in two streams.

This usually occurs after one has ejaculated and the cum has dried in the dick hole.

John: "WTF is all over the bathroom?!?!?!"
Bob: "Sorry dude, i got Split Ends"

by JERKYthekid November 27, 2009

splinter

uk drum n bass producer

fuck me, it's dj splinter

by twisted individual April 10, 2005

splinter celling

verb; The act of behaving like a Splinter Cell.
This usually involves doing acrobatics such as split jumps, rolls, pole climbs, and others. It can also refer to someone who is "assassinating" a member of society.

Guy 1: Man, I was splinter celling down the hallway and I hurt my shoulder pretty bad.

OR

Guy 1: Hey, look at that guy splinter celling that priest over there.
Guy 2: Sucks to be them.

by Scott McG January 4, 2009

splidendish

descriptive split ends word... to describe someone with split ends

mitchell pigeon, patricio rodriguez, brandon lindemoen... all have hair that has split ends...
me: dude ur hair is so splidendish!
them: o yea thanks
me: do u consider split ends a good thing?
them: huh?
sentence: Mitchell, Patricio, and Brandon all have very splidedish hair.

by moosegalsixteen April 16, 2008

[split] this [joint]

to leave, often implying that one would rather be in another place; originally used to mean "to escape from prison"

I'm getting bored. Let's split this joint.

by Muddy_123 December 19, 2008