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Skate Wade

Reaction to Dwyane Wade's smoothness on the court and ability to glide to the hoop which is similar to that of a gazelle.
by pyknic November 7, 2011
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Skatenance

Roller Derby Skate Maintenance. The process of dismantling wheels and bearings for cleaning.
"Let's get together this weekend for a skatenance session"
by liss89 October 8, 2011
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Skate-Boar

The Skate-Boar is the most dangerous type of Boar. Its diet consists solely on cocknballs
The Skate-Boar ate my cocknballs.
by Marvin Picklesimer October 14, 2011
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Skate Chaser

1. A girl who is infatuated with hockey players. She will usually find out the group in the school and go after the most suitable boyfriend type.

2. A boy (who is already a hockey player or figure skater) who goes for female figure skaters or other women hockey players.

( See Cleat Chaser)
1. My girlfriend is the only skate chaser in this school, she's lucky she has me all to herself eh? :D
2. James, you play hockey. The only possible girlfriend who could understand you is a figure skater. You HAVE to become a skate chaser, comrade.
by Man o' War June 29, 2013
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skateboard mechanic

A person with little skill or lacking in complexity and sophistication.
Man, that guy is so simple he majored in skateboard mechanics.

Perhaps the person who designed this airplane without wings was more of a skateboard mechanic.
by Chin-nutz February 27, 2017
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skatepark critter

A fag who is always at the skatepark and is really dirty
Hey fag you know if you keep going to the skatepark everyday I'm gonna have to beat the rabies out of you for being a skatepark critter
by Vapefagnaysh July 9, 2017
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skatejawn

1. to lie about seemingly mundane things such as age and place of residence
2. making plans and ditching someone at the last moment so you can farm your 467th mount on World of Warcraft and work towards 30k achievement points
Random Text Message as you're about to head out to meet with your boy Alex to watch Dale Jr's last race: Hey man sorry I gotta Skatejawn you like this but I've been having the Modzys all evening. Let's meet up some other time :ezx

Alex: 21 btw haHAA
Carl: Hey Alex, if you're 21 why does your btag end in 92?

Alex: Oh uhh, the 92 is random btw! haHAA :ezx
Carl: Dang boys we getting skatejawned so hard rn.

Shahz: Hey Alex, since I respect you as a person, I took 30 seconds of my time to find your Facebook page to add you as a friend. Nice to see you're still in Bethlehem PA.
Alex: Nah that's not me even though it looks like me. I'm from Nazareth PA btw haHAA
Carter: Hey Alex why do you have all these Bethlehem vids in your liked videos list if you're from Nazareth
Alex: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Carter: Are you sure you're not from Tel Aviv PA (I'm gay btw)
Alex: Carter and oobers and jenderyn making of a porno :ezx
by Sea88 October 17, 2017
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