Ski Ski skabernakle

Replaces every living thing

You are such a ski ski skabernakle

by Griddy on the body yeah February 21, 2025

Skiing

Don’t get me started, skiing is just not as good as snowboarding... you guys think your good but really just Jerry’s, you guys can’t do any cool tricks and you yard sale 24/7

Snowboarder 1: dude look at that Jerry skiing on the slopes

Snowboarder 2: oh man he’s about to have a yard sale

by Night jackfruit July 5, 2021

Jet Ski

Highly recommended for those who like it rough. The act of blowing a huge load on the floor then fingering a girl while simultaneously dragging her across the floor

Look at that mess on the floor! Peter must have been jet skiing that bitch from last night.

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams February 18, 2019

Skiing the poconos

When someone gives a handjob to two men at the same time. With one penis in each hand.

Did you hear about sherry? I heard she was skiing the poconos with greg and mike.

by Barens April 11, 2022

ski-go

Ski-go. Ego defined by avid skiers.

Dude has an inflated ski-go, can't stop talking about his(her) unique ability.

by Craig Ludwig, Holly MacArthur February 14, 2020

ski-nebriated

Skiing while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Dude, I probably shouldn't have spent 2 hours drinking beers during lunch. I was so ski-nebriated that I could barely make it down the mountain without killing myself.

by p mammen January 2, 2012

cannonsburg ski area

The place where dinosaurs became extinct, you can tell because of the craters in there driveway. The bathrooms remind you of a dirty campgrounds communal bathroom. The ski lifts are either broken or have unreasonably long lines. The employees hate themselves and refuse to do their jobs. The owners don't care to reinvest their profits into their property. Their food is like your local run down drive In theaters cafe. Their prices are higher than your creepy uncle on April 20th. The lodge reminds you of a homeless shelter after COVID-19.

Hey want to come to Cannonsburg Ski Area with me tomorrow?
Nah man I rather go anywhere else, Cannonsburg is a dump, they should pay me to snowboard there.

by Lmaopp January 10, 2025