simp

simp

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;) your a simp

by ;) 🍝🍇 June 15, 2021

SIMP

-A person who fronts in front of his boys that he's not pussy whipped, but when he's with his girl, he drops the homies and hang out with his girl all day... Buying her everything, dissing the homies when they call, cupcaking all day, and just not doing anything but being with his girl.

Man that dude Bora Chom is the biggest Simp in simp history, never picking up his call and dissing his homies.

by Rigoberto Nazariya May 5, 2011

simey

Simey is a beautiful girl who is loved by many. She has a nice heart but a bad ass attitude. She goes hard for her friends and lover. If u have Simey as a girlfriend losing her would be the dumbest thing you ever do. She’s very loyal and intelligent but is slow at some times. Get you a Simey and you’ll be the happiest person in the worl.

Yo she loyal. Is her name Simey?
She mad cute, that’s Simey

by Channel Baby November 18, 2017

Simp Lord

The biggest simp you will ever see. Any e-girl you have ever seen has a message from this simp, asking for ankle pics.

Random e-girl: Hey guys whats u-
SIMP LORD: hello m'lady. you are absolutley beutiful and i am willing to spend all my time and money for you.
Random e-girl : ????

by Some guy with ADHD February 28, 2020

King Simp

A guy who attends to his girls every need and tries to be as gentlemanly as possible. He will also protect her at all costs. This term is usually reserved for guys who are already in a relationship and tries to be the best boyfriend possible. A King Simp also treats his Girlfriend with the utmost respect and will treat her like a true gentleman. Traits of a King Simp can also be similar to a chivalrous man.

Person 1: Yo bro, you such a crazy good boyfriend for your girl?
Person 2: To be honest, I don't know.
Person 1: Well from what I can see, you a King Simp.

by runinPICKLE69 November 1, 2020

semper chowdelis

The act of getting food only for oneself and ignoring the needs/wants of your friends.

Carner: (carrying food) Yum!
Jackson: Bring me any?
Carner: You never asked!
Jackson: Good, semper chowdelis Carner.

by terminallancecoollio December 7, 2011

simp

literally just a guy who respects girls because that’s apparently not manly.

guy 1: wow did you see jeremy congratulate sally on her A on the science essay?
guy 2: oh my god bruh he’s such a simp

by traderjoesmacandcheese March 19, 2020