Andrew Simon

A very sexy autistic man

i love Andrew Simon

by AndrewSimonfan May 30, 2022

Simonism

Being a pedophile

Oh Jerry did you hear Micheal has simonism?
Oh so he is a pedophile

by Simon Delaney August 17, 2022

Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

Simon the Sexy

The most sexy bastard even if you're a boy you splooj at the thought of him. He runs a gay brothel and loves being fisted. His favoured thing to do is chimney you.

P1"OMG it's Simon the sexy who runs the brothel!"
P2"AAAUUUGH I love it when he give me chimney"
P1 & P2 * a shower of splooj*

by Jerad & Jermaine September 4, 2025

Simon

A cool guy who loves an audience, likes lots of people around him and likes the lady's,A Simon can be very persistent even possessive to the point of smothering, Simon is a hurt sole who covers his pain with comedy, Simon can not be alone as his thoughts will fester negative .Simon is a caring character that people often turn to with personal problems because he listens and finds solutions. Simon can snap and always hurts the ones closest too him, Simon is a spiritual man who has never grown up.

Simon helps lost souls

by Karl gto September 11, 2020

simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.

Simon and Maria make a very cute couple

by Storm breaker November 22, 2021

Simon

A jewish 40 year old person who is very into politics but still has no idea what to do what so ever.

Person: Ah did you see the new prime minister?
Person #2: Yeah, he looks like a simon

by DaddyDonkey63 October 5, 2022