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Silent Slapper

The act of taking your cock and slapping it across the face of a passed out woman.
Mark saw the drunken girl passed out on the couch and said "I'm a gonna hit her with a silent slapper!!!"
by sicko069 May 7, 2009
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Silent Lobo

When you put your thumb in between your middle and ring finger and stick the pinkie and pointing finger up to look like a lobo. It's meant to tell someone to close their mouths an listen to what you have to say.
CAN YOU STFU BEFORE I SILENT LOBO YOU?!
by AliceMonique June 7, 2009
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siler

A fuck dude wit blue eyes who live cabbage and heroin
U know Siler he has a lot of cabbage
by Niggeridk3.14 July 31, 2017
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Silent

adjective used to describe the complete absence of any form of suffering or anxieties enduced by real life living in oneself or others.
Yo, Dude... (dramatic pause) you're acting, like, totally silent.
by SadEmoPotato420 December 22, 2020
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sometimes silence

thinking and chewing on what in the world i could type that would be of minimal interest to you so that it may benefit you in whatever way. dear noé, sometimes its not words thatll do. its not the power of what words can ignite nor the beauty of our fantasies they nurture, as unique a word's skill it may be, sometimes you just wanna lay next to the one you adore, be silent, be near, there. find the poem in the breathing and the touching you know? in being together. I fear you may forget that kind of beauty.
sometimes silence
kiss
hands
skin
eyes
beauty
by Krkič September 22, 2019
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The Right to Pee-Silence

1. The right one has for an experience which is free from all language at the urinal, as it is socially unfathomable to talk to the guy standing next to you at the urinal, or worse the next stall over.

2. The right to pee without the expectation of conversation of any kind.
1. Dude, I was at a business meeting and my boss came in while I was taking a leak, and started chatting me up. I guess he doesn't know that we all have "The Right to Pee-Silence", what an asshole.

2. I was taking a monster leak, and the guy next to me asked me what time it was. i said WTF Chuck, haven't you heard of " The Right To Pee-Silence."?
by scottrude May 31, 2010
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J and silent bob road trip

When several People from online all have the same opinion and deserve to get their ass kicked, so you and your buddy(s) decide to find out where they live, then going on a road trip (or flying) and driving to each individual's house and kicking their ass.
guy 1: "Dude did you see what those assholes said about owl city on the internet?!"

guy 2: "yeah! I think its time for a J and silent bob road trip!"

guy 1: "what?!"

guy 2: "we're gonna go find and kick their asses!"
by shadow19734 August 4, 2011
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