Scoop?

A combination of the phrases, "Hi, how are you?" and "What's new?" or "What's the scoop?". Shortened down to one simple and easy phrase.

Person 1 signs on to IM.
-Hey! How are ya!?
Person 2
-Scoop?

by SIDDIES March 30, 2009

scoop doggie doo

skip daggy crap cop noggy poo, flip nappy stew, aw hell i ain't down wit dat, OR snoop dog's anal cousin who never made it and had to clean up after the animals in central park.

by goat man May 25, 2003

German scoop

When a man is fucking a chick in a sauna, he goes in her ass and scoops for poop. With the shit on his finger, he draws a Hitler stash under his nose, and tells her to scream like a jew burning in an oven.

The german scoop grew me a beard.

by The sex genius August 8, 2011

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by |21C3 |2\_/135 April 2, 2003

Ice Cream Scoop

The grab of a man's genital area with your hand in the shape of a scoop. It is essentially the exact opposite of giving a male a credit card.

"You deserve an Ice Cream Scoop for being such a dumbass."

by Konrad Van Hosestrasse-dienstag January 12, 2006

scoops

A scrotum. i.e. Two scoops of ice cream

She had her hands all up on my scoops.

by Meit Wagen December 14, 2008

scroopty

A stupid, bitch-ass Cracker.

Your mom's a scroopty.

by Cody Paquette March 1, 2003