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Schrodinger's Pedophile

Someone who makes child porn of one or more characters and then, when confronted about it, decides to say if it's aged up or not.
That person is such a Schrodinger's Pedophile.
by anonymous July 29, 2025
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Schrodinger's Box

When two people who have underwent Gender Affirming Nullification Surgery perform the sex position normally refered to as "Scissoring"
"Did you hear Mx. Odditie and Slushi hooked up at the party?
"Yeah I heard they were Schrodinger's Boxing last night!"
by SLUSHI.EXE July 30, 2025
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Schrodingerly

An adverb used for when you partially act on a verb (similar to somewhat)
I schrodingerly realized that
by DragonTheOne August 1, 2025
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Schrodinger's Ragebaiter

A person who publically makes incorrect or stupid claims and then decides if he was rage-baiting depending on the reaction of others around him.
Person 1: "This 'drawing' is clearly generated by AI, not to mention it's terrible. Pick up a pencil."
Person 2: "You know they uploaded a timelapse video of their drawing process right?"
Person 1: "Chill dude, you got ragebaited lol"
Person 3: "Yeah right, dude. Schrodinger's Ragebaiter..."
by VonixAgate August 4, 2025
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Schrödinger’s Buttliker

Pretends they like butt and then backs out when they get called out for it.
“Wow. I can’t believe my best friend is a Schrödinger’s Buttliker.”
by jolynecujoh___ August 5, 2025
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Schrödinger's Dark Humor

A person using "ironic" dark humour as an attempt to normalize serious topics, radicalize individuals, project their fantasies, and find community without being ostracized for what they have said.

A person using such humour is usually followed by a crowd of people who are uneased but enables such sentiment. One person could back down from the joke, another one could play along and another person could downplay the severity of the joke by saying it's "just ragebait."

Calling them out will result in the person getting called "soft," "humourless" or a "moodkill."

What makes this a "Schrödinger?" We'll never know if the person joking is beihg ironic or is flat out projecting their sick, wicked fantasy.

Inspired by Schrödinger's Douchebag
Guy making a weird joke: We should all lowkey 🍇 children and watch CP together

Enabler: Ayo what?! 😭😭

Enabler 2: On EVERYBODY'S soul WE all do this

Sane individual: I don't think you should joke about CP.

Enabler 3: They're just ragebaiting. Don't bother.

Sane Individual: Is this guy joking or is he serious? I guess that's the "Schrödinger's Dark Humor" 🤷 ♂️.
by evilfein666 August 6, 2025
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schrodinger's chaser

someone that proclaims they love a certain gender, and then when their partner comes out as transgender, of the gender they proclaim to love, they dislike them to their entirety, and beg for them to change back.
ace : yeah, when i came out, he threw an absolute fit, even though i thought he liked men too! he's schrodinger's chaser, for real.
bill : damn, i'm sorry bro. i'm glad you broke up with him!
by shugrrplum_ August 9, 2025
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