rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it

Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve

by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015

rubber it

Scottish slang word for ignoring something or someone.

Johnny says, "Wanna go to the cinema tonight?

Jimmy replies, "Naw, i'm gonna rubber it mate, canna be arsed."

by Scotty2890 January 29, 2016

Rubber-banding

The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.

Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.

by Zenothys February 16, 2022

Knee rubber

A person that non-chalantly fondles, rubs, caresses or brushes you with their hands (usually the leg area so they can move up further toward the goods) as an indicator that they're DTF.

I went to a movie with Danny he put his had on my thigh! He's such a knee rubber!

by lboogy85 December 2, 2010

Rubber Band

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding”

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.

him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”

by biggoon July 4, 2022

Rubber duckie

A condom.

I’m not going to fuck unless I have my rubber duckie!

by Original Orangutans October 30, 2019

Rock Rubber

A rock rubber is one who likes to rock climb. Originates from when a climber falls and hits the rocks on the way down.

“He is here every weekend and can’t seem to stay on the wall”
“Imma call him a rock rubber.

by Grell June 20, 2024