An official or referee who is less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's cohort of fellow officials or referees.
Jake: “Did they just give Purdy a flag for intentional grounding?! There was a guy RIGHT there for him waiting for it in the back field, did they not effing see it?”
Alec: “Ya, there’s no doubt in my mind now that this crew is reftarded.”
Jake: “Holy F$&@! Tell me you saw that. TELL ME you saw them swallow their whistle, Steph was CLEARLY slapped across the face.”
Alec: I completely and wholeheartedly agree, the line judge must have an undiagnosed case of reftardation.
Jake: “What the hell? LOL what was the ump thinking there?!
Alec: “He has to be reftarded, there’s no other explanation.”
Alec: “Ya, there’s no doubt in my mind now that this crew is reftarded.”
Jake: “Holy F$&@! Tell me you saw that. TELL ME you saw them swallow their whistle, Steph was CLEARLY slapped across the face.”
Alec: I completely and wholeheartedly agree, the line judge must have an undiagnosed case of reftardation.
Jake: “What the hell? LOL what was the ump thinking there?!
Alec: “He has to be reftarded, there’s no other explanation.”
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"Don't watch 8213: Gacy House man!"
"Why?"
"Spectral Rectal, 'nuff said."
"With a chick?!"
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I was at Olive Garden checking out a cute waiter when he turned around. Perfect golden rectangle! My palms got all sweaty and I flashed him a smile.
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Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.
Used to describe certain groups of people who dial 911 for no reason with a BS medical complaint.
Patient: "Hello,911? Yes I think I'm having a stroke, I think I've had it for a month!"
EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."
YO HEADS UP YO ASS.
EMT: "No sir, you have Hyper-rectalcranialitus. It's a pretty severe condition that you may need to get looked at. For removal of the cranium from rectum, it may require surgery."
YO HEADS UP YO ASS.
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