Rachel
Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.
Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*
Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!
Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
Me: *evesdropping*
Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!
Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY
Rachel by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019
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