four iron blocks one pumpkin head

how to make an iron golem in minecraft all you need is 4 iron blocks one pumpkin head

villager says "holy fuck we need to get rid of these zombies¨
other villager ¨just get four iron blocks one pumpkin head retard¨
villager¨ thanks, now follow @big_autism_memes please¨

by big autism memes on instagram May 7, 2018

Pumpkin Munchkin

When 3 men dig up a body of a woman
One cups the lips of the vagina

One covers the mouth and one has sex with her so the maggots come out of her stomach

He gave her a pumpkin munchkin

by CoolTheFool December 8, 2020

Pumpkin patch

A red-headed person's pubic hair region.

1. "Dude, I just ate that red-head girl out last night, she had a total pumpkin patch!"

2. "Hey girls, I'm getting my pumpkin patch waxed tonight, who wants to come?"

by The Big......0 December 9, 2020

Pumpkin Spice

When you message someone after midnight and the vehicle you call a brain has turned into a pumpkin. You decide to spice it up, adding a little extra to be bold and funny but immediately regret it in the morning. That little extra is called Pumpkin Spice.

Ignore the Pumpkin Spice message I sent last night.

by Cold Woodie November 13, 2021

Pumpkin beater

A handjob whilst having ones dick in a pumpkin

This bitch was given me a crazy pumpkin beater the other night it was wild.

by Papa7118389991010 October 21, 2021

Pumpkin

Slang term used by auto mechanics to refer to an automobile's axle differential.

The pumpkin is making noise. It may be time to replace the bearings

by anonymous October 28, 2021

Twisted Pumpkin

The sexual act of orgasming inside your significant while they spin on your penis to simulate a twisting motion while both parties wear a pumpkin on their head.

Damn man i totally twisted pumpkined with my girl last night
Thats fucking disgusting

by belowavgweinerman September 10, 2021