Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 11, 2022

I'll Grind you like a pigeon

I'll kill you

1. "If you even try to run or fly away, I have a gun, and I'll grind you like a pigeon"

by RealJake? September 27, 2025

Thug Pigeon

Household alarm. Typically recognized when a common ceiling fire alarm chirps indicating low battery warning.

Bro, I heard my buddy's Thug Pigeon yapping away all night. He needs to change the batteries.

by Prof. Downbad June 27, 2025

Pigeon

Best bird in the world

That’s is a great pigeons

by Kys little bitch September 28, 2020

pigeon nose

Girl who messages every guy in the universe like a pigeon messanger

“Look at how many boys she has on snapchat she must be a pigeon nose”

by underwaterhoe12 August 12, 2024

Pigeon Diversity

Diverse characteristics among the pigeon community such as traits, features, behaviour and habitat.

Human: All pigeons are sky rats.
Dove: That’s my cousin your talking about!
Human: You can’t be related, your too pretty.
Dove: Actually, I’m from the same family as pigeons. We are all diverse. Pigeon diversity some may say.

by ennyann November 24, 2021

tortoise pigeons

the humorous name for the fake Yeezy Boost 350 Turtle Doves

- Damn, I got scammed for the yeezys
- Shit man, you got the tortoise pigeons

by ibelongwithmemes0000 April 28, 2017