Huggy pets

The sensual kiss, that you crave, followed by a hug all while being pet very inappropriately; sexy petting and hugs.

*something sad occurs* Baby I need huggy pets pleaseeeee!!

*get horny and stammer around like a child* huggyyyy petssssss. huggyyyyy pets.

by Fordyum April 25, 2021

pet

roxie

roxie is my pet

by anonymous June 14, 2022

pet my walleye

So, pet my walleye means pet my pussy in Minnesota speak. And, yes, a lot of this transpires, on the downlow, between cheaters, at the famous (infamous?) Northernaire Motel.

Uff da! I feel the need. The need for YOU, yes, YOU, to pet my walleye. Ahhh! Oh yes! Like that! Ooohh!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

aqua pet

When you have sex in the shower.

boy: baby lets take a shower.
girl: okay. *wink*
*10 min later*
boy: you an aqua pet when you do that

by sexxyygirl699 January 22, 2012

Pet

(Verb)
to gently and/or cutely pat an animal you own
(Noun)
an animal you own

I like to pet my cat.

by WhichPen34 October 14, 2022

National Littlest Pet Shop Day

October 7th is National Littlest Pet Shop Day!

Get your loved ones a meaningful gift such as a Littlest Pet Shop toy or throw a Littlest Pet Shop themed party to celebrate this wonderful day!!!

Today is National Littlest Pet Shop Day. I am going to give you a Littlest Pet Shop toy and party to show I care. Giving you a Littlest Pet Shop on National Littlest Pet Shop Day shows I care.

by hot mom38947 October 6, 2023

Cockblocked by your pet

When you’re about the fuck the baddest bitch in the ocean but she’s so into you’re pets that you end being blue balled or sitting alone cause your pet gets all the attention

Matt:I was about to bang Lisa last night but Fido got in the way

Adam: damn bro sounds like you got cockblocked by your pet

Matt:damn even my dog pulls more pussy than me

by Niggalini March 31, 2022