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Plushie Pervert

Creepy old men or women who collect lots of plush animals and fondle them inappropriately.
Did you see how Jack is holding and squeezing that stuffed doll? Look where his fingers are, that plushie pervert!
by Bitterman59 July 24, 2025
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2 percent

The percent of people in the world that are causing 95% of all of our problems who should be in prison or institutionalized.
If we took 2 percent... put them in jail period...all problems would instantly go away...2 percent would be the baseline...mandatory minimum.
by TheStol August 25, 2025
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Ambiguous Pervert

A pervert who is down-bad to such an extent that the person finds sexual stimuli in unconventional objects such as:
i) Everyday objects that may or may not indirectly correlate to sexual objects Eg: A bottle with a suitably small opening (if you get it, you get it)
ii) Sexual objects that excite the person, even if they go beyond the gender that one is attracted to. For example, Futanaris.
One day John brings a vacuum cleaner to his room, the next day a Jack O' Lantern with a conveniently carved single hole in it. I snoop into his room to find pictures of futanaris. I fear he has descended down to the level of an ambiguous pervert. He needs help.
by 1=2=3 September 24, 2025
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The Awkward Perverted Turtle

Much like it's counterpart "The Awkward Turtle", but you have your middle finger extended to make it look like a it has a penis.
Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
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counter-loss prevention

Counter-loss prevention is the practices, tactics, techniques, and strategies that shoplifters and sport thieves adopt to address and diffuse obstacles presented by loss prevention personnel from within retail store environments. Counter-loss prevention is an expansive subject.

The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.
"Counter-loss prevention has become prolific in the advent of electronic surveillance entrapment, lulz, not wanting to pay for your shit for the lulz, personal aspirations of "survival theft" skills, or contest towards loss prevention. It is important to consider implementing counter-loss prevention into your kikel."
by robotlegcommando December 18, 2012
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straight-faced pervert

Someone who is able to do perverted things while keeping a straight face.
Him: Do you wanna use the BDSM kit and the dildo tonight?
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
by Weeabob November 28, 2016
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retail loss prevention

When someone steals in a store. Whether or not it is a worker or a shopper
The school store had a retail loss but the manager is creating a retail loss prevention group retail lossprevention
by smartdefinitions 10003430 December 13, 2017
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