Did you see how Jack is holding and squeezing that stuffed doll? Look where his fingers are, that plushie pervert!
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A pervert who is down-bad to such an extent that the person finds sexual stimuli in unconventional objects such as:
i) Everyday objects that may or may not indirectly correlate to sexual objects Eg: A bottle with a suitably small opening (if you get it, you get it)
ii) Sexual objects that excite the person, even if they go beyond the gender that one is attracted to. For example, Futanaris.
i) Everyday objects that may or may not indirectly correlate to sexual objects Eg: A bottle with a suitably small opening (if you get it, you get it)
ii) Sexual objects that excite the person, even if they go beyond the gender that one is attracted to. For example, Futanaris.
One day John brings a vacuum cleaner to his room, the next day a Jack O' Lantern with a conveniently carved single hole in it. I snoop into his room to find pictures of futanaris. I fear he has descended down to the level of an ambiguous pervert. He needs help.
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Ivan: "Last night I walked in on my mom taking a shower and her tits were banging!"
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
(Silence)
Jace: *Does The Awkward Perverted Turtle*
by Painthetownfred February 2, 2010
Get the The Awkward Perverted Turtle mug.Counter-loss prevention is the practices, tactics, techniques, and strategies that shoplifters and sport thieves adopt to address and diffuse obstacles presented by loss prevention personnel from within retail store environments. Counter-loss prevention is an expansive subject.
The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.
The practice of loss prevention is open to hired agencies (such as those within the retailer) or law enforcement in general. Many shoplifters do not need counter loss prevention fail safes considering the nature of their jack, but some persons do dare threaten jacks using legal technicality. The theory of counter-loss prevention concerns the line between theft into robbery.
"Counter-loss prevention has become prolific in the advent of electronic surveillance entrapment, lulz, not wanting to pay for your shit for the lulz, personal aspirations of "survival theft" skills, or contest towards loss prevention. It is important to consider implementing counter-loss prevention into your kikel."
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Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
Her: w-what? Don't say such perverted things with a straight face!
Him: What do you mean?
Her: You're acting like such a Straight-faced Pervert!
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