person 0

canonically a god in the urban dictionary universe

person 0: mortals

person 1: i guess im mortal
person 2: oh

person 9: hi guys im back from vacation

by kelpp October 5, 2023

Person 16

Someone who doesn’t exist and never will.

Person 1: Have you seen Person 16?

Person 2 through 15: Who?

by TAKINGSHEIT September 6, 2022

Man Person

A man who is a person. Could be a superhero, I mean, it has "Man" in the name. Guess he'd have the power of a person.

Man: You heard of the new superhero "Man Person"?
Person: Who's that?
Man: A man with the power of a person.
Person: Wow, sounds boring.

by ManusManDude March 29, 2022

Blue Person

Somebody you've known for less than a year, but you both are so close and talk to each other almost every day. This person can make you happy even when you are down, and you wouldn't trade them for anything.

She is my Blue Person.

by off_eu_s2 August 23, 2023

tits of the personality

any trait which one finds attractive, but doesn’t automatically result in dedicated attraction to the person having that trait

She was talking about clipping coupons last night. Damn, that’s hot, but I’m not interested. Domesticity is the tits of the personality.

by pistachio229 June 3, 2018

Person Garden

A cemetery.

Gotta go to the person garden & visit grandma.

by AmadeuS469 March 22, 2021

getting personal

You say "getting personal", when you just had a normal conversation, and someone starts saying very specific things, that are probably connected to their life.

I need some advice, what makes someone a bad person?

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When they have a bitch face, brown hair, and leaves you on read.

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Did you just describe your ex-girlfriend? This is *getting personal*.

by prisonpepper August 18, 2021