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Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup

One who is brown on the outside (can be Latino, Black, Arab) and yellow (Asian) on the inside.
George: Ni hao, wodepengyou, hao ma???
Ange: Ahlan wa sahlan, ahkbarik eh?
George: ... Huh?
Ange: George, aren't you from the Middle East?
G: That's right.
A: Then how come your Chinese is so much better than your Arabic?
G: ...... I'm part Turkish. That's in Asia.... >.>;

Here, we see that George is obviously a Reese's (Peanut Butter) Cup.
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Canine Peanut Butter Surprise 

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.
Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.

hot peanut butter Chardonnay 

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.
When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.

Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie 

The act in which an abnormally fat woman sits and shits on a man's back. She then grinds on his back and takes a blowtorch and heats up the end of the rubbed-in shit to harden it. The rubbed-in shit on his back will result in looking like a peanut butter pie.
The Peruvian Peanut Butter Pie is absolutely disgusting. How do guys even like that?

Merrifield peanut butter pinecone

The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.
Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.

Creamy peanut butter 

Comes from a TikTok group where they made TikToks of them saying food names in weird voices.
Young Brother: Honeeeeyyy-
Older Brother: You may got that, but I got the... S U G A R R R
Young Brother: You may got those but I got the... CrEaMy PeAnUt BuTtEr

Unsafe peanut butter friday 

To have unprotected sex with your peanut butter jar.
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "safe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?
John: What are you gonna do this friday?
Tim: I'm gonna do a "unsafe peanut butter friday".
John: wdym by that?