A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.
"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"
by The Alcorus November 23, 2020
Get the Read the patch notes?mug. Dressing a female partner like a doll and proceeding mash a cabbage into her vagina and/or arsehole.
by Millo92 January 21, 2022
Get the Cabbage Patch Dollmug. by Ray Pizzaz September 3, 2025
Get the Pumpkin War-patchmug. Collective noun for quilters
Three or more quilters getting together to quilt or discuss quilting is known as a Patch of Quilters.
by Megnatex April 24, 2019
Get the Patch of Quiltersmug. A person that got a patch but he is the best person you ever going to meet and love so go get your self a patch.
by idontgetgirlsnopump October 16, 2019
Get the Patchmug. Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.
by itsflux October 11, 2016
Get the Potato Patchmug. a type of rodent that is often not potty trained. these animals tend to have an increased interest in feet.
by Sc0opy January 31, 2022
Get the patchesmug.