parentnoia

The legitimate fear that aprents have about the filthy bastard in the white house seeing to it that their children will be spied upon for a draft and sent to the middle east to be murdered for the creep's power, oil & megalomania.

The bext example is the truth about what has happened since the punk stole the white house.

by REAL AMERICAN July 8, 2005

Parenthesis Face

Any person, usually an elderly individual, whose facial creases create the shape of parenthesis on either side of their lips.
These "parenthesis" run from the base of one's nostrils to the chin line, placing one's mouth within a set of parentheses.
It is a very unattractive feature, and usually causes one to appear puppet-like, with the chin and lower lip creating the lower part of a puppet's mouth.
Usually obnoxious, rude, obtrusively religious ex-English, now-substitute (sometimes single-school exclusive) teachers possess such a trait.

That parenthesis face really said "God bless you and save you" when I sneezed!
I can't believe she doesn't know how to look through her glasses instead of over them!

by Ryan Dunn is Blessed and Saved November 4, 2008

parenteau

The worst ever stupid motherfucker office partner. You can do anything to him, like taping a banana under it's shelf and wait 2 months before he notice the smells. You can also make him loose half an hour by taping it's mouse ball and look at his restart ti's computer three times !!!

Alouuu Parenteau.

Parenteau, you stupid no brainer, you dumped in the pan again.

by Jee December 28, 2004

Palentologist

A girl who likes to date older guys. (not gold digger)

"Because she likes to dig on old remains, Carissa is a Palentologist."

by StegasaurusRap April 25, 2011

Single-Parent

Someone raising their kid(s) with NO help, no child support, surviving by the hustle..

Shes a Single-parent not a Single-Womanbecause she doesnt need no mans money and is doing it all on her own

by JesusDevil February 10, 2019

Parents Red Mess

When your parents text eachother about sex and perform it while your mom has her period!

Oh God i went to my dads phone to see his messages and i saw he got one from mom saying "you want to fuck, cause it could be a "Parents Red Mess"

based on true story!!

by Corey Jackson August 20, 2008

Homophobic parents

ASSHOlES that don’t except there kid ur valid

Alex has homophobic parents.

by River_kid57 November 21, 2021