A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.
by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016
Get the Stoner Pandamug. CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”
Another example can be:
“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”
“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
by Jose Vangall February 8, 2020
Get the CJ Pandamug. used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!
man2: thanks man.
man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
man2: thanks man.
man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 6, 2010
Get the Panda statusmug. a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.
b) A southern California golfer.
b) A southern California golfer.
Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.
by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009
Get the Panda Golfermug. by sugarpanda July 19, 2013
Get the Sugar Pandamug. A sexual manoeuvre, a close relative of alligator fuckhouse. Correctly executed panda fuckhouse will result in a black eye for at least one participant . When one partner attempts what may be perceived by the other partner as a surprising move, the recipient will respond with a punch to their partner's eye. Double panda fuckhouse entails the punchee returning the favour with a punch to their partner's eye.
"Hey Jen, how did you get that black eye?"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"
"Kevin tried for anal last night, so I distracted him with alligator fuckhouse and he caught me on the rebound with his panda fuckhouse"
"Wicked night!"
by Screenlicker February 29, 2012
Get the Panda fuckhousemug. Is a nickname you give to the person you love most of all even though they have trouble expressing their emotions, because, like a panda bear they are strong on the outside even though they don't want to admit it, deep down they are emotionally scared to express themselves fully, but, find that cute about them, and you just want to hold them and tell them everything will be okay, and that you will never judge them not matter what, because, you are there for the long hall, know in your heart that they are worth fighting for.
Girl 1: your boyfriend is such a panda bear, you should probably love someone who is better at expressing their emotions.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.
Girl 2: now you shut the fuck up you cunt, I love panda bear of a boyfriend, an I willing to fight for him to death if I have too, that's much I love him.
Girl 1: O.O
Girl 2: good, now stay silent you cunt.
by Chaotic Spirit April 14, 2020
Get the Panda Bearmug.