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Panda status

used when giving praise to an object, something someone said, or an idea, but with things referring to pandas, Enjoi, black and white, or something that is cool and peaceful at the same time.
man1: Is that a panda on your shirt? Panda status!

man2: thanks man.

man1: I'm going to listen to Bob Marley for two weeks straight.
man2: wow that's panda status thinking.
man1: that's not what my mom told me.
man2:your mom's not cool, but your dad is panda status.
by daxterrific April 6, 2010
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Panda Express

The worst fast food place ever definitely not better than chic fil a the chicken is dry the noodles fake the shrimp spoiled every time I eat there I wanna throw up 🤢
by Drake the rapper May 17, 2018
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panda push

The explosive liquid poop after eating a two item combo from Panda Express, that typically comes in waves, spraying the toilet bowl with a few coats. Aka the Panda Express. can be used to name the restaurant itself.
OMG pull over I need to handle this panda push!!!
by ashmashedpotatoes December 31, 2016
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CJ Panda

CJ Panda is somewhat a creepy male due to his slight pedi stash at the young age of 19. CJ Panda can also be referred to as an obese man or a pedophile. A CJ Panda can be a charming man, however this is what he wants you to think before he seduces you and try’s to take advantage of your wellbeing. Never trust a CJ Panda to look after your kids!
“I heard your a CJ Panda!”

“As yes, I got convicted as a pedophile yesterday..”

Another example can be:

“Your looking a bit like a CJ Panda...”

“I know, I don’t have a razor to shave my pedostash, and yeah I haven’t been to the gym in a while!”
by Jose Vangall February 8, 2020
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Panda Golfer

a) A golfer who would only play a round of golf under almost perfect conditions (e.g. sunny, no wind, ideal temperture, 9-plus hours of sleep the night before) so the golfer's performance on the scorecard is maximized. Like a panda who is pampered and needs perfect condition to mate.

b) A southern California golfer.
Tony will not join us tomorrow morning, that Panda Golfer will not play under any adverse weather condition.
by BBG-GBL February 16, 2009
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Sugar Panda

Sugar panda mean a girl who is half black half white and a little on the hefty side
Did you see that girl right there?
Yea she was a sugar panda!
Tell me about it bro...
by sugarpanda July 19, 2013
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Stoner Panda

A really awesome and amazing person! They will always be there for you! They will do stupid, silly, and crazy things with you because they believe you are best friends. This person usually never dates and doesn't want to. This person just wants friends and to help others. The only thing is this person usually smokes marijuana. They are usually high and will always boost your confidence.
Person: I want to go on that roller coaster.
Stoner Panda: You can do it!!!
by StonerPanda666 August 3, 2016
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