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Sneeky Pete

When you are wiping you bottom, but the toilet paper breaks and you accidentally finger yourself
"Dude what took you so long in the bathroom"

" sorry man i got a sneeky pete and had to spend extra time washing."
by theglidemaster May 19, 2019
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Pete

This best donkey you’ll ever meet he will buy you a coffee and eat your peen for lunch and sometimes brunch so watch out.
That is a cool Pete over there
by Marvin donk April 16, 2019
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Pete-Za

A nickname for a man who likes pizza.
"I see you are eating pizza again, Pete-Za."
by persononacouch December 21, 2022
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pete

the handsomest guy you'll ever meet. some say he looks like kirby but pete actually came first. Related to sklarp
pete: pete
sklarp: hi pete
by pete peter fan May 11, 2019
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pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.
Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law
by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017
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Pete-ing

"Pete-ing", "Pete-ing around":That is when u r being Pete n there's no words to describe how u exactly doing
"Ann went Pete on u!"
"Did Ann went Pete on u again?"
"Dude u have to stop Pete-ing around"
"I had no idea Ann was into Pete-ing untill I saw them being Pete"
"Oh don't mind her she's a dumbass she's always being Pete"
by Sharll August 8, 2022
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Pete Hegshit

The former Fox News propaganda network member, who is far more dangerous and incompetent as a cabinet member of Diaper Donald.
Pete Hegshit is a card-carrying douchebag, appointed by Diaper Donald to guide the US Military.
by LaughingAloud December 1, 2025
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