false ten

When someone seems much hotter then they actually are because the other people around are ugly. For example, when you are at work, there's a limited amount of people to look at so the hottest person might seem like a 10 but they are actually a 6 because everyone else you work with is super ugly.

Our gym teacher is a false ten because all of the other teachers I work with are fat and ugly.

by Sisterkdog54 October 19, 2017

Deep Ten

A mysterious sexual act allegedly involving large amounts of pain, penetration, and for some strange reason, popsicles.

John's girlfriend gave him the Deep Ten a few weeks ago, and he's still walking funny.

by The_Realest_Adam May 29, 2017

Ten

The most beautiful and talented human being to ever exist.

"Do you know when Ten will have a comeback?"
"No but I hope soon sm can't keep him in their dungeon forever!"

by wdjwbzka July 3, 2017

Ten out a ten

Another way to say" well done you messed up". It is said in a sarcastic tone so that it is not heard as praise.

Lad: I fell over and spilt me waher
Girl:Ten out a ten

by TenOutATen June 7, 2016

swinging ten

An expression used to describe a male with substantial phallic endowment (a large penis, i.e. a 10-inch cock).

"how the heck is that jabroni dating that hottie?"

"No doubt he's swinging ten!"

by Willimus June 22, 2016

tech ten

An ugly fat chick that would be a 1 anywhere besides Michigan tech university

That girl was eye fucking me but nah, she's a tech ten and we ain't in the u.p.

by MSU 111 April 18, 2016

hop on tens

Going from 0-100 in a matter of seconds

Stfu or hop on tens

by Savage2118 August 7, 2016