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jizzing percentage

the measurement of likeliness of getting laid or "cumming" in one's pants
she has a jizzing percentage of 80%
by EPrayer January 26, 2011
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jizz shy

When the recipient is afraid of getting cum on or near
Nah mate, you don't need contraception, she's jizz shy
by BushNut October 5, 2019
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Jizz Jaffle

When you get a hand job while your dick is inside your underwear and the hand is on the outside. By the time you blow your load, it's hot and crisp on the outside from the friction and warm and moist on the inside. Making a perfect Jizz Jaffle.
Kezza was giving me a top hand job but didn't pull my dick out. Eventually I jizzed in my pants and she yelled "Jizz Jaffles are ready!!!"
by ErnieBurger April 3, 2017
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jizz sprinklets

when one ejaculates in numerous small bursts all over another person, typically their face or chest.
"Dude, I totally sprayed the jizz sprinklets all over her face last night."
by dbdevils32 January 16, 2014
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Jizz Sandwich

When Someone Cums On A Hoe’s Stomach And Lays On Top Of Her, Making A Jizz Sandwich
“Me & Nathan Made A Jizz Sandwich Last Night.”

“Girl, Make A Jizz Sandwich, It’s Great.”
by Danyelle5703 February 23, 2018
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Desmet Jizz on It

The Desmet Jizz on It is an inition technique used by all Desmet Students. This technique involves 3 guys at the most. The first guy lays completley naked on the floor with his stomach to the ground. The second guy (who is also completely nake) does push ups on his back. Each time he goes down, his penis goes into the first guys butt. The third man stands away a few feet and masturbates to it. When the third man is about to cum, all three chant "JIZZ ON IT! JIZZ ON IT!" And the third guy climaxs into the second guys ass. The first and third guy proceed to eat out the second mans ass as if it was chinese take out.
Junior: Welcome to Desmet!

Soon to be Freshman: oh wow, this school must be really cool!

Junior: It will be after the Desmet Jizz on it.

Soon to be freshman: What was that?

Junior: nothing... Ay boys! We gotta freshy!

Group of students: Aw ya!
by Desmet_Senior#1 September 27, 2017
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Jizz cream

The shit that comes out of your dick when you jizz.
If you rub me the right way I'll shoot jizz cream.
by mdotpreis March 27, 2015
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