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stiff noodle

When you over cook Ramen noodles to the point where they return to their original form.
Kid: Mom what's taking so long!

Mother: Sorry (random child name) I had to make another pot of Ramen. The first batch got stiff noodle.
by Mandarin0310 July 27, 2017
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Maggie noodles

Maggie noodles is a type of instant noodles made by Nestle. An Indian will make it at-least 200 times a year. The noodles are very customisable and every household has their own recipe.
by youcantseeme56 June 25, 2021
mugGet the Maggie noodlesmug.

goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time
by Lacticdick January 31, 2019
mugGet the goblin noodlesmug.

Noodle factory

A group of 5 or more Asians in one small location
I walked by the pia gow table at The Orleans in vegas, and it was a total Noodle Factory
by the ham man April 13, 2013
mugGet the Noodle factorymug.

noodle dragon

A dragon with a snake like body that usually displays a (silly) cat or ferret like behaviour
Ny noodle dragon loves to play in boxes
by Finegoddamnit May 21, 2017
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Mud Noodling

The act of sticking your fist up a girls ass as you stick your penis inside her vagina and then proceeding to jerk yourself off through the thin skin dividing her poop shoot and pussy.
Dude, last night my step-mom said if I finished my homework on time I could do whatever I wanted that evening, so I took her mud noodling
by SśS January 30, 2019
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Wack a noodle

When a male pulls of his pants and smacks his ding dong (dick) in hopes to impress the girl or guy of his dreams.
Omg! Did Jequeese just wack a noodle!
by Jequeese July 14, 2019
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