Nothing

The art of non-existence or lack of anything and logic

Joke way: ur father

Clown: I have a lot of tricks!
Pirate: ARRGHH
Homo Sapiens: yea you have NOTHING to show cuz you're tired

by yea I create definitions November 23, 2022

nothing, nobody

When you mean absolutely nothing to them and then they become nobody to you.

Geez, my boyfriend really had the audacity to make all these promises and then abandoned me by forgetting the 3. So now he's just a nothing, nobody.

by ItsACat! April 26, 2022

Nothing in one hand and shit in the other

Neither of your two options are good. But one is just plain out shitty.

Jimmy: Unemployed David has a job offer for only $5hr.
Billy: Well he’s got nothing in one hand and shit in the other.

by Juice delhagen April 28, 2022

Nothing

not anything; no single thing

I Said Nothing At All

by Bob And Logan May 3, 2022

Nothing

Something Jon Snow knows

"You know nothing, Jon Snow."
"That sounds about right."

by their our know rules May 10, 2022

Offended by Nothing

In a world where everything is offensive to someone, some people have gone to the other extreme, being offended by nothing - meaning they don't realize some things are still genuinely very offensive and shouldn't be joked about.

"Did you hear that some guy made a joke about Justin Bieber's facial disease that said, 'In five years, no one will come to Justin Bieber's concerts because his face will scare them away'?"

"Yeah. That was so wrong. Whoever made that should be ashamed. I don't like Justin Bieber, but I don't wish that upon anyone...and I definitely wouldn't make jokes about it. It's a serious disease and it probably sucks to have."

"...Unfortunately, the offended by nothing group vigorously defended the offensive joke after people called them out."

"What assholes."

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 27, 2022

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy

A now infamous phrase that was featured in a video marketed by the World Economic Forum. It implies that by the year 2030, the vast majority of commodities will be service-based rather than be allowed full individual ownership.

The video and its preachy, informal tone are now seen as a euphemism of oppression, corporatocracy, and subservience.

"Everything from your clothes, food, and property are now given a subscription fee. If you are unable to pay your never-ending list of charges, please inform our supervisors, who will escort you to the nearest available minimum-wage job.

You'll own nothing. And you'll be happy!"

by You Rack Disciprine, Chird October 2, 2022