internet hiccup

When a website is available to some internet surfers on different ISP's while not being available on others.

Can you view the website "www.google.com"?
No, I can't, but you can for some reason.
Must be an Internet Hiccup.

by Rob Butler July 8, 2007

Internet Whiteout

The state you reach during web surfing when anything you look at becomes bland and just like everything else you've looked at. Even music playing in the background gets tuned out.

"man i was so bored all i did was read comics online, eventually it all turned into an internet whiteout"

"I watched so many funny cat video's today they all started to mix together in my mind"
"That's internet wightout man"

by Jazz Hammerhands December 24, 2008

Walmart Internet

Internet that is sub par or Shitty as the kids say. Your internet will probably not be working when you're trying to watch internet porn or play the newest installment of Call of Duty.

Guy 1: Hey Fuckin hurry your ass up and get in our game
Guy 2: Sorry my internet sucks
Guy 1: THATS CUZ YOU HAVE WALMART INTERNET

by Killzonebear September 24, 2014

toaster internet

A online user who decides it's cool to play games when they have the internet speed of a Toaster that is toasting toast.

I'm playing Super Mario Maker 2 Online. But it takes forever, someone has toaster internet

by Tigg-E July 2, 2019

internet talent

An internet talent is a skill that is very entertaining but is not useful in real life

-Jeff can eat twenty hot dogs!
-Yeah but is more of an internet talent. You cannot use it to get a job or write it in your resume.

by Ivo Wolf March 19, 2013

Internet Goodbye

When you're on the computer and one of your friends logs out before you get to say goodbye.

Coolguy118: Alright well I'm going for the night, See ya.

*Coolguy118 has logged out*

IcanHas96: Bye!

IcanHas96: Damn it! Another Internet Goodbye!

by New_Yardbird March 11, 2011

Internet ADD

When you initially go on the internet to do something important, but 5 minutes later you find yourself on a random website like urban dictionary wasting so much friggin' time.

Guy 1: "Hey man, did you finish writing up those papers?"
Guy 2: "Huh, yeah yeah I will right after 1 more cat video."
Guy 1: "Ugh, you have Internet ADD."

by pleasepickmehiloveyou December 15, 2013