why your mother sucks my asshole dry

she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.

"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."

"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."

by cuntsrus October 9, 2008

tickles my asshole

it is when something that you are doing is working then right at the end it messes up

having a good hand in poker then your freind has a better one that would "tickle my asshole

by Landon November 22, 2003

My Asshole Burns Moment

A state of mental disarray and confusion in which leads to the ignition and continuous pain of the rectum causing it to swell and irritate making you question life as a whole.

My asshole burns bruh *beat boxing commences.*

I was drifting off and that made me question the meaning of life. That was a my asshole burns moment.

by ArrowQuill December 18, 2020

cum in my asshole daddy

someone who has no cock

cum in my asshole daddy is sexy

by cum in my face master 91919191 April 5, 2022

my assul

A Conjunction of the words "my ass" and "will"

Man, My assull get fired if I rush up on dat hoe.

by Kevin April 8, 2005

french toast my asshole

An expression used with anger, brought on by irony.

Alanis: "It's like rain on your wedding day, a no smoking sign on your cigarette break, like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife, like meeting the man of your dreams...then meeting his beautiful wife.........

FRENCH TOAST MY ASSHOLE . "

by urbandiclova October 21, 2010

suck my asshole

My friend was being a bitch so I made him suck my asshole

shut the fuck up larry or your about to suck my asshole

by anal fistin yo mama October 1, 2018