Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.
Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.
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Similar to a brownsock, but with the addition of a monkey punch to help in the complicated process. As you pinksock your lover, you punch her in the back of the head to cause a disruption in her concentration, resulting in a loss of bowel control and the same ultimate outcome as the brownsock.
She wanted to try a brownsock but she was having trouble shitting during it, so I gave her a monkey brownsock instead!
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To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
To firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the penis.
A strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
A strategy used to counteract 'whiskey dick' and avoid impotence at all costs.
Prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to 'seal the deal'.
After saki bombing for hours I was so wasted I had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate Lisa.
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
Bro 1: You and Stacy were so fucked up last night, Did you guys hook up?
Bro 2: Yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended).... Thank God for the monkeychoke...
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2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
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