mudducks

First cousin of methmites

He was running from the meth mites and mudducks after Raymond turned on the tweaker tube

by Muddy Water January 27, 2021

Blow some mudd

take a shit

Man I better go blow some mudd! or I may end up with some bean juice

by mooseknuckles November 12, 2002

mudding

A pointless waste of time where an inbred redneck takes their "pick em up" or jeep into the mud and proceeds to attempt to not get stuck.

"Uncle Daddy, can we go mudding today?"
"Naw son, Aunt Mommy said we done gotta stay here today"
"Aw shucks"
"Its okay son, take your sister round back and explore each other"
"Aw yes"

by MoronsPissMeOff August 16, 2018

muddy

1.) A deragatory term used to refer to a person of multiple or mixed races.

2.) A term used in reference to a womans vagina being dirty or loose.

1.) Damn dude, your white, black, mexican, and portugese... Hella muddy.

2.) That girl is so muddy I can smell it from here.

by DayVuhd February 2, 2007

Muddy River

A form of anal intercourse in which the male partner vigorously fucks his female counterpart until she begins to bleed, at which point he gives her a Mike Tyson directly to the lower abdomen. Usually causes uncontrollable shitting by the female; in rare cases, she may even go through anal prolapse.

I just cocked my fist back and gave her a straight right hook to the stomach. What a Muddy River.

by Hieidark123 July 27, 2010

muddy rudder

When you are doing someone anally and they diarrhea on your cock. Then you take out your cock and cock slap repetitively switching from left to right cheek (face cheek).

In order to spice up their marriage Bill and Kate tried doing the muddy rudder.

It took Kate a long time to get the shit off her face after Bill preformed the muddy rudder on her.

I was doing her in the back side and then she got the runs, so i gave her the muddy rudder.

by UMOMcFly December 24, 2007

muddy buddy

anal sex

Muddy Buddy, sounds like anal sex.

by the green cheese January 4, 2011