moisties

wot a crock of shit

by Anonymous September 29, 2003

Arbor Moist

In the phrase Arbor Moist, Arbor is dually derived from the city of Ann Arbor MI and the brand of wine called Arbor Mist. Moist is a play on that word mist that means soft, weak, whipped, girly. Essentially Arbor Moist is a guy that is one of the preceeding adjectives. Historically an Arbor Moist award is given to individual acts of softness amongst groups of friends in Ann Arbor. Arbor Moist award would go to a guy that does things like drink wine, specifically Arbor Mist, while being so wrapped up in his relationship that he becomes metrosexual.

Andy gets the Arbor Moist Award, he was drinking wine and rubbing Amandas feet last night while all the other guys were playing beer pong, talking about football, pounding their hairy chests and checking out the curves on females.

by D-HOUSE August 6, 2011

moisturiser

diks who think they r cool cause they have started to go out HALF WAY THRU 6TH FORM yeeah real cool,most ppl start maybe at the latest 4th form.

diks,try hards,cock teases all in all huge faggots

by unkown September 3, 2003

Moises

Moises is rude, loud, obnoxious boy with dark hair and eyes who spends his class time finding ways to annoy the people around him.

"He's such a brat, he must be a Moises"

by #THETRUTHREAPER June 30, 2018

moistmaker

The act of spitting on the genitals of either sexual partner in an effort to make things more wet.

Yeah, she was a bit dry, but I gave her a moistmaker and we were good to go.

by Dr.Sax May 1, 2011

Moist

Not only that of referring to a region that happens to contain moisture, but also referring to a lifestyle. A lifestyle, that consists of not only being Moist but also of celebrating The Moist. The moist is commonly found in Santa Cruz, Ca where The moist is celebrated every weekend.

May also be accompanied by Phage or that of being Guilty.

Me: Hey Sarah, lets bump Moist tonight.

Sarah: Im guilty...

by MoistPhage September 13, 2011

moisty

BLUE MOUNTAINS/WEST SYD CITY DEFINITION
a young girl between the age of 12 and 16 who is either acts/dresses like a ganga, is a ganga, or has the potential to gang in later years.

"moisties everywhere!"

"so many moisties"

"where are the moisties at?"

guy 1: whatta fuckin ganga
guy 2:nah bro shes a moisty

by raaaaaaaaaaaaaaddddddsssssssaa June 12, 2011