Minecraft

Legos on steroids, crack, and ecstasy.

With Zombies, Skeletons, and Screaming Floating Fire Monsters.

Wanna play with legos?
-FUCK THAT! I'VE GOT MINECRAFT NOW!

by KtWdA November 7, 2012

Minecraft

Minecraft a blocky game created by Notch , real name is Markus Alexej Persson he is the co-founder of Mojang the company that made Minecraft.The First version of Minecraft was released on May 17 , 2009 . It had 3 stages , Alpha (From 2010) , Beta (From 2010-2011) , Snapshots , and the the first full version 1.0. Today Minecraft has more improved graphics than in beta and alpha , different creative mode menu , etc. Minecraft was very popular in 2010-2011 and is continued to be played from this day.There are 3 different game modes and 3 different difficulty's , There are Survival mode , Creative mode , and Hardcore Mode. There is the Easy difficulty , the Normal difficulty , and the Hard difficulty.

Mom : Come on Insert kids name! Its time for dinner! :)
Insert kids name : But mom i want to play Minecraft

by TF2 Fan June 25, 2016

Minoru Mineta

A character from My Hero Academia, formally known as Boku No Hero Academia. A pervert that some people wish death upon and some people think he would be a good character if he wasn't a pervert.

Friend: Minoru Mineta is my favorite MHA character.

Me: I have no friends
Friend: What about me!?

Me: What about you you cheep bitch that can't like a good character like Denki or Kirishima?

Friend: Why do you hate me?

Me: Because you like that thing that.

by Denki Simp November 26, 2020

Minecraft

A kick ass game that has tons of enemies and shit and has building and crafting and there is this shit person named TheLegend27 who keeps ducking stealing my diamonds. (Diamonds are in minecraft. All the "special kids" moved to Fortnite a shitty game that's banned in North Korea and sometimes people who live in China make a United states flag and blow it up in this game. It's fun for the whole family came out May 17th 2009 and created me 9 years of rage because the fucking ghasts keeping killing me.

God damnit I hate when these mother fucking creepers blow up my house in Minecraft.

by Sendmementalhelp May 20, 2019

minesweeping

commonly used by poor male students across the u.k. who have little or no care about the possibility of contracting oral herpes, this is the act of loitering around an unattended drink, casually picking it up and making off with it as if it were your own.

guy 1 (with a pint of stella): mate, what the fuck you doing with that low cal blueberry flavoured bacardi breezer?
guy 2: been minesweeping. beggars can't be choosers.

by fooyung October 17, 2009

coal miner

When two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a shit on the face of the person on bottom. Then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom's face, and moves back and forth to rub the shit all over their face. When the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!

Susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. She cooked up a move she could surprise her man with -- the coal miner!

by Bike Curious November 15, 2010

Minecraft Minute

Similar to a Facebook Minute but it occurs when you are about to play Call of Duty but instead decide to quickly open your laptop to check your email then notice that you have the Minecraft button on your desktop and want to go on multiplayer just to check. This 'Check' can take from 10 minutes to 12 hours or more.

John: Dude where were you yesterday? You said we would play at 9:30!

Matt: Sorry man. Got sucked into another Minecraft Minute.

John: What the hell man that's the third time this week!

by TheSniper997 July 22, 2011