Max

A person who always lays up on a par 5, and hits irons of a tee when it is a driveable par 4

You can drive this par 4, Lets take the D stick. No i’m going to play a Max because i am a short hitter.

by Bighitter69 November 23, 2021

Max

A Max is generally a self absorbed character. Very charming to lure you in. Acts confident, but inside is insecure and shy. A Max is terrible at committing long term. A Max could do with more stamina and a better work ethic. A Max is generally bald.

“That Max got no chat girl”

“Max is gone in 60 seconds”

by HappyDoggy November 23, 2021

Max

Max is an awesome person. He loves sports, is the most loyal friend someone could have and is one of the funnest people you have ever met. Hold onto Max, he will be one of the greatest friends you will ever have.

Guy 1: Who’s that guy over there, he looks awesome
Guy 2: Ih that’s Max, he is the greatest person I have ever met

by MacAndCheese358 November 23, 2021

Max

A name for 5’5 red headed men who dress like they are German exchange students who work at Trader Joe’s. Nerds

Wow, I love how Max pulls off that lederhosen and floral name tag. I bet he knows where the pumpkin filled pretzels are.

by chromeBLT November 23, 2021

Max

A boy with a cute face and a large nutsack

Jeez he has a large nutsack

(He walks over)

Oh hi Max

by UwUbigmummy November 23, 2021

Max

Pan

Oye!
Max-Pan

by Maximiliano🧐🍷 November 23, 2021

Max

A guy who's either one of the best people you'll ever meet or the worst, there's no inbertween. More street smart than academically intelligent (unless he is more of a Maximus) and knows how to charm the ladies, yet is oblivious to how obvious he flirts. Don't be fooled by his strong outer shell and dark jokes because at heart he is very caring but doesnt always know how to convey it in the right way. Overall, beneeth deep secrets that every max has is a genuinely good guy.

Guy - "Max is just the best"
Girl - "Depends which one you are talking about"

by Walkingdictionary5 November 23, 2021