This urban legend is a pole vaulting master, who is rumored to be living in the basement of J.D. Jump. When Mr. Jump was confronted about this rumor, he told the police that it was a false accusation and that they should “skadadle”. Max also had a special relationship to Key Randolph, his former coach for pole vaulting. Max’s killer curves were able to seduce his fellow queers and lead him to being the greatest pole vaulter in history. Though Max has not been seen in years, his life is still appreciated by the St. Christopher’s community as a valiant stallion who was also a cutie patootie. Long live Max!
by BeastlyXGamerBro February 25, 2018
Get the Max Macekmug. by Lovethecreeper October 4, 2021
Get the Max Stirnermug. well endowed and fully equiped, he is the super hero of maxs out there with un parralled strength and agility. beware of the fangs for the non vampire lover out there. all in all a most extraodinary young gentleman and great boyfriend :P
by sexsibexsi May 12, 2009
Get the max shatalovmug. by grodiermonster June 15, 2011
Get the grody to the maxmug. To use to the limit; to fully exploit. Usually means to quickly spend a credit card up to the limit.
see also maxxed out
see also maxxed out
by ignor October 1, 2003
Get the maxed outmug. by AdventuresInFoam April 24, 2006
Get the Pepsi Maxmug. The very best person to ever come into existence, actually scratch that he created existence using the awesomeness the is generated around him, this also created the awesomeverse, the very fabric of stuff is defined by the existence of max davies.
by Stephenie Killingsworth October 3, 2013
Get the max daviesmug.