Guy 1: Hey have you seen Marcus' girlfriend?
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny
Guy 2: Haha, there's no way he can be Marcus Straight, you're funny
by Get Lucky October 21, 2018
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by Aaaahhhhmcfeet December 12, 2018
Marcus Phinero is my love
by Ogogogoggogogog mom March 23, 2023
THIS CUNT ASS HOE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO HAVE PROPER FUCKING HYGENE SO HER PUSSY DOESNT SMELL LIKE IT HAS 15 MILLION DEAD FISH LIVING INSIDE OF IT SINCE THE YEAR 1653 AND SHE NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO NOT BE A SELF CENTERED ASSHOLE WHO THINKS SHES PRETTY BC IN REALITY, SHES FUCKING NOT. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MOOSE HAD SEX W A TOAD AND WHAT CAME OUT WAS JULIA MARCUS. EVERYONE I TALK TO DOESNT EVEN LIKE HER, THEY ALL THINK SHES ANNOYING AS FUCK. I CANT SAY THAT I HAVE EVER ACTUALLY LIKED HER. I USED HER BC SHE HAS A BIG FUCKING HOUSE AND I LIKE BIG HOUSES BUT I DONT LIKE HER STANK ASS. SHES SO FUCKING REPULSIVE THAT JUST STANDING NEAR HER GIVES ME FUCKING AIDS. GOOD LORD.
Friend 1: Dude, that girl is kinda fire...
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
Friend 2: Yeah but she’s a Julia Marcus.
Friend 1: Oh shit, I can practically smell her fishy puss from here.
Friend 2: Same.
by Alliiiiison Smiiiith April 09, 2019
An amazing couple. They love each other very much. They’re an amazing couple and will stay together for the rest of their lives.
by True_Definitions_Official November 14, 2023