The man from Mars

The man from Mars is the best person you'll ever know. He's open minded he can solve all your problems and you'll feel comfortable just talking to him and telling him about your problems. And he's also funny, you won't stop laughing at his jokes and his sympathetic sense of humor. He is just amazing and handsome. You are mothefucker lucky if you are dating the man from Mars.

If you know "The man from Mars" then you know that he's your most kind heart and lovely soul friend. Let him fly you to the Mars!

by The.Man.From.Mars November 23, 2021

To Mars!

"To Mars!" is shouted as you suddenly outstretch your right arm, 45 degrees up from horizontal, with flattened hand, palm down. Not to be confused with the "Sieg Heil!" gesture, though the two are identical.

Hey Dude! Did you see Elon give the "Sieg Heil!" salute at Trump's post-inauguration rally?

No no no, bro, he was gesturing "To Mars!"

by Frustrated_Driver January 21, 2025

mar

the best person ever everybody loves them and they’re the sweetest person to ever live if you have a mar in your life keep them there till the end of the earth

“omg do you know mar”
“ohmygod yes i do i love them so much”
“right!1!1!1”

by pigza!! January 29, 2025

Bruno Mars

When you go from catching grenades to being fat juicy and wet

He’s being fuckinf bruno Mars again for fuck sake

by 🇦🇬 March 8, 2025

Mars

Mars is a wonderful and beautiful person. They always know how to solve a problem and always puts other people before themselves. Everyone needs a Mars in their life.

Me: “Omg I loved Mars’ hair today”

Stephen: “I know right they looked so cool!!”

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021

mars

jimin's girlfriend

xX: who's mars?
Xx: jimin's girlfriend

by yeeee174628 November 24, 2021