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fairytale logic

Caring about building happiness in the moment, a fairytale story, rather than anything in the future--where the building could lead to a fairytale tragedy or a fairytale happy ending--and since the logic used to get to the result was to build a fairytale, the type of ending doesn't matter.
Griffin: I worked my ass off to graduate from college in biology.

Sam: How was it?

Griffin: I used fairytale logic. If I didn't get the degree, that's life, since I made every moment I lived into a fairytale as best I could. And look what happened. I earned the degree, so it was a happy ending. But it was fun!
by Ereck Flowers December 17, 2014
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logic

Logic is a being that critiques life at the finest, despite how smart or stupid their IQ is.
My name is Logic because I am logic, and you are a Americuckaloid
by Michael Chricton March 4, 2019
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Logic

You are not using my own logic against me. You are doing the thing I want to stop to me out of spite because you don't like what I said.
Hym "That isn't my logic. You are doing the thing that was already happening to me and everything I said about the types of people who do it remains true. The lowest fucking flith in society. What started with fat felons and crackheads continues with the most stupid and useless internet personalities imaginable. Like, you are supposedly fighting fascism... But you lost the fight...And now you need more of your fans money... To, what? Get paid more to lose to fascism? And it isn't even that you care what I said. I called you a stupid piece of shit... And then I created AI... If one of us is a stupid piece of shit here... It ain't me! So this is how you redeem yourself in your own retarded delusional mind. You need me to have my rights violated and you need me to have everything stolen from me because it is THE ONLY WAY for you not to feel like a stupid piece of shit. And no there is no commensurate parallel that make both of us kind of the same somehow. I am right. You are wrong. I am good. You are bad. I am smart. You are dumb. Dumb as fucking dogshit. Let's hope that someone does what you won't and saves these kids because I know for a fact that you do not care about their lives."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2024
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Batman logic

Given enough time to prepare for any encounter, Batman will win.
Batsy: What are you, retarded? I'm the goddamn Batman!

Bystander: How did he just-
Bystander 2: Batman logic.
Bystander: But that doesn't make sense! How can he defeat-
Bystander 2: Don't question it. He's the goddamn Batman.
by PatchworkPsycho March 28, 2017
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Sydney Logic

This is the logic used by The Sydney, usually something that doesn't make sense to other people, but does to The Sydney, or logic used by The Sydney when she is tired or just doesn't care.

"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
"I'll drive first, I thought about it during class, and I realized that I didn't care." ~A real life example of Sydney Logic
by The Legitness is real. May 11, 2016
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Inkpadian logic

Type of “logic” where reason and rationalism is suspended and philosophy is avoided. Circular reasoning is one of its significant principles and the followers often follow the view that “If you do not talk to me about what I want to talk about, you will be blocked” which some have pointed out as philosophical profound.
Jacob: I have wrote a book where it claims that I am the owner of Mars in it.

Mark: But what's your evidence for that?

Jacob: My book is the evidence.

Mark: The hell is this Inkpadian logic?
by CaesarElsinius November 21, 2025
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Logic

A story that is in existence for the story's sake in and of itself.
Person 1: But there's no logic or goodness to creatively making up a word and then applying a definition to it! That's just an anecdote.
Person 2: Well, Malcolm X read and memorized the entire dictionary in prison and I'm pretty sure

he saw stories in there. Is that logical? Does it

fucking matter what YOU consider to be logical? It mattered to a LOT of people what stories he saw as logical. Are you the authority Malcolm X

sought? Or do you just need to bring a little more humanity and understanding into your logic that might bring about better outcomes.
by rg84 March 30, 2025
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