Log off

Another term for back off. Used in today's age due to the amount of technology.

Dude, log off, you're totally in my space.

by ALF_White613 January 19, 2011

Lincoln Log

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

by Sketchy D May 02, 2008

logged-out

To crap. The vacating of fecal logs from one's body.

Good lord! I just logged-out something fierce and I think I may have miscleaned!

by Phondookee June 28, 2005

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

Lincoln log

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

by ploppypoppy99 July 16, 2015

salty log

A chunk of caramel, double dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkled with sea salt.

I gave her a salty log, and she ate it. She said it was delicious!

by SpiderSpider January 21, 2007

Wet-Logging

The art of soaking tampons in vodka and inserting them into your anal cavity in order to become intoxicated quickly

(warning: this is extremely dangerous)

Luigi's got the tampons Tim has the vodka Chris has an idea "WE GETTIN FUCKED UP TONIGHT wet-logging"

by Luigi123456789101112 November 16, 2011