log jam

Any social setting (bar, party, etc.) where the majority attending are male. The few girls in attendance have two or more males vying for attention – a log jam!

I went to ladies night at the bar last night. There were only three girls - a log jam.

by MROZ December 28, 2005

Lincoln Log

The sexual act of putting on a top hat, beard, and mole while taking a poo on the chest of your partner forming a small house.

Tyler gave Thiago a mean lincoln log last night.

by Sketchy D May 2, 2008

logged-out

To crap. The vacating of fecal logs from one's body.

Good lord! I just logged-out something fierce and I think I may have miscleaned!

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

log splitter

to squat over a person's face & take a crap, the turd splitting across the bridge of the nose

I ran into Colby the other day & greeted him with a log splitter

by dhard-as-hell September 22, 2003

salty log

A chunk of caramel, double dipped in dark chocolate and sprinkled with sea salt.

I gave her a salty log, and she ate it. She said it was delicious!

by SpiderSpider January 23, 2007

Swamp Logged

Dipping one's penis in raw sewage (or just in some shit), and then slapping the girl in the face with it.

"yea, I swamp logged your mom last night"

by Swamp Logger January 10, 2010

Lincoln log

When you are participating in anal sex and they shit on your dick

Anal was fun untill she gave me a Lincoln log

by ploppypoppy99 August 7, 2015