Lai lai

A person's mother-in-law

Yek is always reminded to cook dinner for his Lai lai

by Yek's Lai lai March 9, 2021

Ashton Lay

A short asian boy with glasses. He is a decent guy, and I recommend you be friends with him!

You should meet Ashton Lay! He's a great guy!

by milfsearcher6969 August 25, 2021

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

Lai

Super good at dead rails and very sigma and mews alot and is super rich and has so much huzz real

THIS IS NOT FAKE

Lai means that you are very good at dead rails

by anonymous April 2, 2025

egg-laying

abortive; unsuccessful.

Don’t watch that egg-laying flick.

by uttam maharjan December 28, 2011

Shmerken doff lai

A bitch who thinks she’s good at tik tok

Shmerken doff lai is annoying

by Hehehehehlollollol June 14, 2019

laying an otter

taking a huge dump

John: Hey Mandy why have you been so long in the shitter?
Mandy: Fuck off John, I'm laying an otter right now.

by MrMidnightBacon July 30, 2011