Lag

Mr Murphy

lag: if you just bear with me for one minute ill move somewhere else in the hou- s-e- -s s

by ChEEsEdoyEEtos February 2, 2021

Joint-lag

Condition after heavy smoking of marijuana resulting from alterations of the body’s synapses after the release of the chemical dopamine giving the body a “euphoric” feeling.

Man I can’t get off this couch, must be that joint-lag from the gas we toked.

by malcolm.exe April 15, 2022

food lag

Food lag is a physiological and emotional condition which results from the sudden change or withdrawal of good food devoured by the body resulting in ultimate sadness

- Damn I miss the food in (insert country last visited), now stuck in food lag...
- My food lag is killing me!!! Take me back to Japan and give me some fresh sushi!

by A_Crystal January 4, 2018

pride lag

Akin to jet lag, pride lag is the experience felt by gay pride attendees post party. Lasting from 1 day to 1 month, symptoms include manic depressive behavior, chemical withdrawals, and general bitchiness.

Girl, pride slapped my tits out. I'm suffering from pride lag huge.

by CocksNdicks June 25, 2017

Lag

"Not Fun". Defenition requested by twitch streamer RedFalcon.

Oh shit I died. That was lag.

by PseudoOracle April 14, 2020

Lag

Lag,when a online game has alot of ping to the point of “rubber banding” or slow gameplay. It also is an acronym for Lame.Axcuse for Gamers (It works better than LEG ok…)

person 1:Oh crap im experiencing Lag!
Person 2: Stop using that LAG

by A guy with a gun .E February 21, 2022

Knob Lag

The condition of knob lag is contacted from to much sexual contact. Knob lag may last several days until one is fully recharge sexualy. The issue of knob lag is especially pronounced for people in long term relationships, prostitutes and gigolos.

Male- My penis is falling to oneside and is dribbling

Doctor- I think you have 'Knob Lag' from to much sexual intercourse

Male- Thats because I have a 12inch penis and my wifes gagging for it everynight

by Knob Lag August 14, 2012