Kyle is a short, hairy werewolf who happens to look like Jesus when he grows his hair out. Usually will be see wearing mom jeans, or khaki shorts. Loves Nirvana, The Foo Fighters, and shooting rubber bands at innocent people. 9gag is probably his life, and he spends countless hours contributing to the site. When he climbs up his bed it is truly a wondrous sight. Kyle has grey eyes, and loves to rock a Bump-it frequently. He enjoys Mountain Dew and tall heaping mountains of salad. If you ever meet a Kyle run far away because he will kill you. Preeeeeetty much.
by Stayley February 10, 2012
by Lil' Miss Ig'nant December 13, 2018
A thug who likes to eat and gain. He's amazing at certain sports, likes video games, and knows how to work his way around the ladies... Did I meantion he likes to eat?
I just saw Kyle playing LAX and staying thug.
Kyle was at my house with his girlfriend playing COD and eating Pizza.
Kyle was at my house with his girlfriend playing COD and eating Pizza.
by MarshallMathers OFFICIAL June 10, 2011
by Elece August 18, 2012
A very cool guy that thinks he can do anything in the world he does a lot for his friends and has a small penis
by Me yeah me!!!!! February 02, 2016
by Coolxone04 September 17, 2018