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jonamarathon

A guy named Jonathan that just keeps on talking forever like he's running a marathon.
Brah this guys pulled a jonamarathon and wouldn't stop talking about him self.
by Buzzkillington December 21, 2024
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Jonamarathon

A GUY NAMED JON THAT JUST KEEPS ON TALKING
Wow this guy's is pulling a Jonamarathon. He must be high on cocaine.
by Buzzkillington December 23, 2024
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Jonalyn

The word Goddamn comes to mind! All that is necessary to cause you to trip, stumble up sum stairs or even go to bed only to wake up and find somehow you went and slipped and slid on something wet. Which made you you instantly think of her and her magnificent Booty. Resulting with an erection that presents itself straight out and into getting slammed in the bedroom door. And find that as long as you don't lose your train of thought focused on that Mouth watering Ass of hers. Then you discover your super power : the Ability to break the bedroom door with your hard on. Amazing she also causes you to have wet dreams and good ones at that, typically focus on the event of Dicking her down and her losing restraint and squirting everywhere without an apology. How beautiful she is and how awesome that she is such a good friend but let's me wear that Ass out without letting it comprise our friendship . As long as everyone gets what they want and everyone's happy...makes me hope and wish she needs me to hit it tonight!
by Pr3ach3r February 19, 2025
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Jonalyn

The word Goddamn comes to mind! All that is necessary to cause you to trip, stumble up sum stairs or even go to bed only to wake up and find somehow you went and slipped and slid on something wet. Which made you you instantly think of her and her magnificent Booty. Resulting with an erection that presents itself straight out and into getting slammed in the bedroom door. And find that as long as you don't lose your train of thought focused on that Mouth watering Ass of hers. Then you discover your super power : the Ability to break the bedroom door with your hard on. Amazing she also causes you to have wet dreams and good ones at that, typically focus on the event of Dicking her down and her losing restraint and squirting everywhere without an apology. How beautiful she is and how awesome that she is such a good friend but let's me wear that Ass out without letting it comprise our friendship . As long as everyone gets what they want and everyone's happy...makes me hope and wish she needs me to hit it tonight!
by Pr3ach3r February 19, 2025
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Jobaholic

by randomuser19875 July 17, 2025
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Jonald

A man who hires a prostitute and pays her twice to keep their interaction secret.
The American people elected a Jonald as their president.
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jinahut

The act of doing the splits on a transgender's penis, while twisting the nipples of your partner until its comes off.
He said he jinahut yesterday and we never spoke to him again.
by ash'sgreeniga October 20, 2025
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