Drew Johnson

When you wake a girl up in the middle of the night for a blowjob.

I came home last night and gave my girlfriend the Drew Johnson

by 2pointwhoa November 22, 2020

Donald Johnson

Wow a hybrid between a prime minister and president! What fun.... the hair is tragic, so is the skin colour... oranges called they want they're colour back.

Person 1: paha that's a big orange oo and look at the dust

Person 2: nah that's a mix of Donald Trump and Bor is Johnson what a dick!
Person 1: true, hes a right Donald Johnson

by HayleyDog101 May 4, 2020

Matthew Johnson

The best person on the planet with the name Matthew

I'm so glad i'm friends with Matthew Johnson.

by 21 karate gold June 4, 2020

johnson's law

When you save an item (like a screw, or a part from something) for years and then you finally throw it out but the very next day you need it.

Hey Charlie, do you still have that part to that old machine you've been holding on to? Nope, Johnson's Law.

by JohnnyBabes September 11, 2020

Stinkbutt Johnson

Adj. When someone's butt smells bad or when they are being very annoying.

Brady : "Yo what's that smell?"
Summer : "It's Carsyn, she's a Stinkbutt Johnson"
Brady : "She smells like diarrhea"

by susiejoejoSBJ September 24, 2020

Johnson bar

A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.

While you set up camp, I'll go make a Johnson bar, since we'll be here a few days.

by Jpeno October 23, 2020

Casey Johnson

Huge simp bitch. Will go above and beyond for girls especially for ones who do not want him. Micropenis.

Friend: Hey wanna hang out?
Casey Johnson: Can’t. I have plans to be a huge simp bitch tonight.

by Cockzilla69420 October 3, 2020