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Jerk from home

Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.

The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”

Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
by MattyFleetz January 16, 2018
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Jelky

Jelky (adj) A state of experiencing both jealousy tempered with amusement and happiness!
I bought new bedding for my bed.

Awesome! I’m so jelky.
by BriLee Algerton July 16, 2018
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Jekyll Juice

When someone who is normally ok sober has a drink and turns into someone else or displays other personality traits
"When Jen gets on the Jekyll Juice shes gets aggressively randy"

"Uh oh, Dan's been on the Jekyll Juice again, he's offering out that policeman"
by gazlar August 16, 2019
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Jerker's Joint

The pain in a man's arm after masturbating for an extended period of time, usually in the elbow or wrist.
Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
by Grudge5678 October 13, 2019
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jerk off drag race

When you are trying to get around at least 2 other idiots on the freeway and they seem content to go the same speed next to each other hindering your efforts to go around them.
Sorry I’m late. Got stuck behind a jerk off drag race on the way over.
by Kad357 November 9, 2019
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Jerk

A selfish fool jack-ass
A: She broke up with me even though I left my girl for her
B: What a jerk!
by Anonymously_Anonymous August 17, 2021
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Jerk

a contemptibly obnoxious person or someone who is incredibly rude and disgusting.
by Α January 13, 2022
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