Pretending to work remotely from your primary residence when your sole intention is to do nothing and take the piss.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
The reference to ‘jerk’ implies that you will likely be masturbating during work hours and producing more balls of scrunched-up tissue paper than productive work for your employer.
Employee: “There’s no work to do. I’m going to jerk from home this Friday.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
Manager: “Fine with me. I might jerk from home then too.”
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When someone who is normally ok sober has a drink and turns into someone else or displays other personality traits
"When Jen gets on the Jekyll Juice shes gets aggressively randy"
"Uh oh, Dan's been on the Jekyll Juice again, he's offering out that policeman"
"Uh oh, Dan's been on the Jekyll Juice again, he's offering out that policeman"
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Person 1: Hey, you down to help me type this essay out? It's due-
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
Person 2: Can't, bud. I have Jerker's Joint. I need to get some rest.
Person 1: That's disgusting. Why would you tell me that?
Person 2: *puts dominant hand on P1's shoulder* Because my arm hurts.
Person 1: Is this what I think it is?
Person 2: Yes. Yes it is.
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