Jason Kidd

Wife Beater.
All Star Point Guard (arguably the best in the league) on New Jersey Nets (soon to be Brooklyn).

NewsFlash: "Kidd beats wife in parking lot- gets arrested after basketball game"

by Jenni April 5, 2004

Jason Kidd

To beat ones wife.

Did you see Sharon last night? Her eye is totally busted up, she must have gotten Jason Kidd'ed pretty badly.

by Kiddfan August 3, 2009

Jason Statham

When an actor is talking with a woman or notices a woman, CUT-SCENE to railing out the woman with 80's rock blaring in the background.

dude! you totally jason statham'd that chick last night! Do you even remember her name?

by DadDick1 July 24, 2015

Jason Barnas

Jason Barnas is an insult to another person meaning garbage and retarded.

Dude how are you this jason Barnas at life.

by Somerandiboi January 17, 2018

jason abbott

Jason abbott is someone who is cool as fuck he is truly amazing in every way

Jason abbott is a fucking legend

by Junkiejaggingfucker May 19, 2018

Jizzy Jason

To upchuck a small amount of cum, into your beard, immediately after swallowing a load.

I had way too much mac n' cheese for dinner, so when I was having anonymous sex in the park afterward I got all gaggy and Jizzy Jasoned.

Hey, if I Jizzy Jason on the first date, do you think it's over?

I wonder if that Jizzy Jason I pulled last night has anything to do with my recent acid reflux.

by Sleeping on December 23, 2007

Pullin' A Jason

1. Someone who constantly invites themself somewhere with you.
2. Someone who pays pretty much the minimum for weed and mooches everything.
3. A person who owns a BMW Beamer, probably red.

Just got off the phone with (Insert name here), he is totally pullin' a jason. He'll be here in 10 minutes in the Beamer.

by Leminy Snicket August 29, 2010