Jape

When something sticky gets on you

Example them juicy drop suckers or that candy ooze !

Ahh shit I fell asleep with candy 🍭 again! lol jape in the hair n everywhere !

Ahh man I love that flipping jape

Have you had your jape today?
Everyone is doing the jape
Damn kids on that jape again

by Cici Nyx March 3, 2024

japetis

the definition of jepetis is that if you have a friend named jack lawler he has a micro tiny whoppong small penis, blake may touch it it only on tuesdays. the tuesdays are on only allowed in january

"yo jack lawler, you ready for your japetis" said blake

by hjjhhjkujb March 4, 2024

jasper and colt

The best couple ever <3

Wow if this relationship ends horribly the definition for Jasper and Colt will be up forever.

by coltiepoo March 7, 2024

Japcent

The incredibly irritating nasally vocal inflection that JAPs (Jewish American Princess) tend to have

I'm going to duct tape Sarah Cohen's mouth; I can't stand her japcent.

by dctworker6 March 12, 2024

Japhet Ruiz

Someone who gets his cheeks absolutely demolished by big meaty bbc and is a freak of nature he’s also called Yaphet Ruiz

“Dang Japhet Ruiz smells like shit”

by Rheheeje April 11, 2024

Jasper

big dick randy sucking deez balls if you mess with jasper he will bring out his flock and spray it everywhere, he always misses and sold his feet to someone for 69420 dickollars, he is the ultimate porn star.

"did you see daddy nigggy jassy"
"he fired his flock and missed his Jasper"

by hfiuhwerpgihewr April 26, 2024

Jasper

When a man tries to roll a doobie in the desert and is defeated by the wind.
Applicable to any joint failure/explosion anywhere in the world

Ahh man, I just rolled a Jasper

by De Robriguez April 26, 2024