Florida Mud Slide

The act of smearing shit all over yourself and your partner. Then sliding all around the bathtub together

Babe I have had a long day can. So please can we have a Florida Mud Slide.

by Ghandi's Child May 25, 2022

florida mob

Any large gathering of drunk or otherwise intoxicated people.

Did you go to that music festival? It was a real florida mob.

by DaBearsss July 12, 2017

Florida N.Y.

This little town near Warwick and Chester that nobody knows about. Their school is a shack, and they have only pizzerias and nail salons. It always gets confused with Florida state. Nobody really wants to live here but, we all deal with it.

Where the hell is Florida N.Y.?

by Random cat 142 February 14, 2019

Florida Five

A girl in any other state who is rated an 8 or better.

Guy from Indiana: Man that girl is a solid 9.

Other guy: Nah she's a Florida five bro.

by Jay Nay October 20, 2014

Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 6, 2022

Florida Burky

This happens on the rare occasion when you smoke a joint and then take a shit. The piece of shit looks like the state of Florida. Hot smelly, dark turds with wrinkles.

Yo, Mosley I just had a large Florida Burky! What a stinker

by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022

Florida Rubber

The act of getting your soft penis bit of by a stripper and replacing it with a pink and green dildo then putting on a dildo and having a threesome with your neighbors wife and an alligator

My dick was small so I got a Florida rubber and had a threesome with my neighbors wife and the neighborhood gator.

by Haystackdaddy February 16, 2021